All hail Google, It that is Mighty!
I did not know of Google's omnipotence until today when It called my attention to it and Lo! I was a True Believer! I needed a site that would tell me how many tablespoons were in a 1/4 of a cup so that I could make sweet, delicious microwaved cake. But Google did not provide a site. No! Google is much more Wise than that. Google told me Itself. And Lo! I fell down before my computer and Lo! there were tears of Joy in mine eyes.